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Not working 9 til 5
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Experience, the comb life gives you when all your hair has fallen out.
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The Mortal Hulk Hogan
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When people get too old they take their driving licences off them so that they don't kill anyone on the road. This is what happens next..... They give them a mobility scooter so that they can kill every cunt on the pavement.
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Nice to see Carol Vorderman is still hitting the town dressed in latex. That reminds me, I must buy some mutton.
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Aha sang a song called, "Stay on these Roads". Not with Morten Harket at the wheel.
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They say a smile a day takes 20 years off you? Not if you've got half your teeth missing...
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I've finally accepted that I'm getting old. Tried to clip my toenails this morning, and put my back out.
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Sad news as Elton John is no longer able to watch his sons play rugby due to blindness but he is still able to identify both teams in a scrum
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I've invented a reinforced toilet roll for old people. It's called piss you paper.
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