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What's red and sticky? Lennywankstains arse after delivering free clothes to his local migrant hotel.

My wife and I have agreed to have an open relationship. She was a bit taken aback when I said I would be starring in a porn movie, her look when I told her it's working title was anal rent boys 3 was priceless..

Knock knock "Who's there" "A big butch beefy builder" "Ooooooh please come around my back passage and enter into my backdoors " Ooooooh

You'd think prison would be the last place a bloke could expect a diddy ride, but Sean Combs's cellmate says otherwise.

Steps were fucking shit. So was that 'H' guy.

I'm not saying Tyler Robinson enjoyed rough sex with his tranny boyfriend But his arsehole looked like Charlie Kirk's neck afterwards

I was about to board my ryan air flight and the guy doing the boarding said ' 21 to the rear must go via the back door" I said to him "fuck that, I am only flying back to Dublin to see my.mother"

I finally watched that movie Brokeback Mountain. Some of the dialogue was pretty good. 'Yippie KY, motherfucker...'

I always thought my gran had really bad piles because of the way she walks. Turns out she just loves anal.

I'm on holiday in Amsterdam at the moment, and this week they had a Pride festival. The streets weren't too busy, though. I think most of them went up the canal.