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Katie Price is selling her underwear to pay off her driving fine. I bought a pair of knickers but the Royal Mail ignored the Do Not Bend warning on the envelope and they snapped in half.

Wetherspoons has confirmed it is banning dogs from all of its pubs in the UK from Monday. I'm gonna have to start doing my pulling in Yates's then.

Showbiz 'news': Katie Price Told She Faces Being Banged Up. Against what?

Supergrass Gary Haggarty is now living in exile. With any luck itl be near that wanking troll shitnose

She slid her hand inside my shirt, kissed me sensually, and said, "Do you want to take me home?" "Fuck off," I replied, "pay for your own taxi."

Katie Price was on the phone complaining about her electric bill when she was told that she was put through to the wrong department. " I'll have to transfer you" said the worker. "Don't you fucking dare," She said, "I've been through 8 different people already." The telephonist replied, " That maybe true miss, But your sex life is none of my business."

Last night I fucked a girl with glasses. She had one in each hand and didn't want to spill them.

Guy: “Wow girl, are you coronavirus?” Girl: “Why? Did I take your breath away?” Guy: “No, you just seem fake as fuck.”

John Bercow has ordered Parliament to reconvene at 1130am. No earlier. He has to make sure his wife is back home from dogging.

Katie Price mops her house in the nude. She likes to let her hair down.