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Well the Vatican will be on the lookout for another fat bald white middle-aged nonce to be the next Pope. Make sure non of you lot have got your phone on silent.

They just opened a new road in Rome named Pastor Way.

In Northern Ireland, a Catholic priest was caught on video drunk and doing cocaine. When the Vatican heard why the priest was arrested, they said, "phew."

The Archbishop of Canterbury has resigned because his position has become under tenable

A priest was telling me about hell and the unhappiness, sorrow, and pain that awaits us sinners. Bit rich coming from a twat who's never been married.

I was blessed with a 9 inch penis. That priest is in jail now.

Do Spanish priests christen babies with olay water

Little shamus o'mally was walking home when his neighbour stopped him in the street and said I have bad news shamus ..your maa and dad have been killed in a car crash, I'll get Father Patrick... no no don't do that,sex is the furthest thing from my mind.

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, ‘Top o’ the mornin’ To ye! Aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan And didn’t I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?’ She replied, ‘Aye, that ye did, Father.’ The Father asked, ‘And be there Any wee little ones yet?’ She replied, ‘No, not yet, Father.’ The Father said, ‘Well now, I’m going to Rome next week And I’ll light a fertility candle for ye And yer hoosband.’ She replied, ‘Oh, thank ye, Father…’ They then parted ways.. Some years later they met again. The Father asked, ‘Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?’ She replied, ‘Oh, very well, Father!’ The Father asked, ‘And tell me , Have ye any wee ones yet?’ She replied, ‘Oh yes, Father! Two sets of twins and six singles, Ten in all!’ The Father said, ‘That’s wonderful! And how is yer loving hoosband doing?’ She replied, ‘E’s gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin’ candle!!! Credit some cunt on facebook.

What does the scrotum of a catholic priest look like? Stupid question, even a child knows that.