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At least four people have been confirmed dead in an explosion at a londis store in Leicester . But there was some hope as rescuers dug through the rubble when they heard a voice shout, "We're still open. "

Not a joke. Just noticed in the "Racism" category that Muslim is there twice, Islam and Jew are there too. None of these are races they are religions. Just saying

I was driving home yesterday when I came up to one of those half barrier level crossings.The red lights were flashing and the barriers were on their way down so I pulled up sharply. Suddenly this car full of Pakis pulled out and tried to beat the lights and barriers. They got half way across when a large fully laden goods train hit them, the car disintegrated and all the occupants were killed instantly. I sat there open mouthed and thought "Jesus, that could have easily been me" So this morning I've sent off my train drivers application form to Network Rail

I had a phone call from the school today. They said, "Your son has just spray painted 'Muslims Are Cunts' in giant letters across the playground." "You must be joking?" I said, "I don't believe for a second that he's actually done it." "Well, he did." she replied, "I watched him." "Fair play then," I said, "I owe him a tenner."

Just seen some Muslim cunt on the TV saying he does not feel scared to go and pray, well you fucker how do you think a white British people feel ? If you don't like it fuck off back to whatever areshole of the world you crawled out of.

A farmer and his pig go into a bar, the farmer says "pint of lager for the pig, and a pint of bitter and a packet of pork scratchings for me please" . The barman laughs and says to the farmer " no pork scratchings for the pig then, I take it he's not a cannibal?" The pig says "No you cunt I'm a muslim"

I think as part of the uk citizen test, the applicant should be made to eat a full traditional English breakfast .

Beheaded French teacher 'had a fatwa launched against him' by an outraged parent. Just saying, my Wife showed me Prophet Mohammed cartoons this morning.

In the light of Birmingham protests and Jess Phillips MP. I’m torn between who I dislike the most, the Muslims that don't want their children taught about same-sex marriage or the poofs that have them.

My coworker Mohammed was looking depressed so I asked him what was wrong? "My wife's going through "the change" and to be honest I'm just not finding her attractive any more." "What, menopause ?" "No, puberty."