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Greta Thunberg visits Gaza...soon after Hamas agrees to a ceasefire.... They realised what 72 virgins might look like

BBC News "Israel says one of the bodies returned by Hamas is not a hostage" The tea towel round it's skull was a dead giveaway.

How can we recognise Palestine...even the locals don't recognise the place anymore.

My friend is visiting Palestine some time this week, but I'm unsure what day Jenna Cide arrives

Michael Palin "held of gunpoint" while filming a new documentary, reports The Independent I told him they wouldn't find "The Life of Muhammad" particularly funny

Yet again the Muslims are wearing away British values by saying you must remove all footwear before entering a Mosque. The good news is the last thing a sniper needs is footwear.

Police arrest 474 at Palestine Action protest. And there I was thinking you couldn't arrest chimps.

There’s no hope for us in the UK, when a man crossing the Channel in a rubber dinghy dies, with all those doctors & scientists on board.

As I proudly flew my Union Flag outside the kitchen windows the wife came in and said, "Don't do that it'll offend the Muslims" "I don't see why I should", I definately replied, "What makes you say that?" She said, "You've covered it in bacon"

Air India have said it'll take months to establish the cause of the crash. They've hundreds of black boxes to sift thru.