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Leaked documents have revealed what will happen when the Queen dies. Let me guess .... I'll laugh and celebrate I'll then go straight to Sickipedia Sickipedia will already have crashed TV will be nothing but shite for 2 weeks

Calls have grown for Emma Raducanu to be made an MBE, OBE or even a Dame following her win at the US Open. It is not yet known if the Queen will grant an honour to the teenager, but Prince Andrew has stated he would love to give her one.

Meghan Markle is grasping and unlikeable in a way that I've never seen before. Last week, for example, i was doing something I've never done before.... vehemently defending the Royal Family

Prince Philip's mum was a Battenberg. Explains why he's such a crumbly. Coat going on...

What's the difference between Emma Raducanu and Prince Andrew? Emma's not scared of an American court.

The Telegraph: Harry and Meghan tell the Queen they will not return as 'Working Royals'. Now there's an oxymoron if ever I heard one.

I wonder who'll die first, Anne or Camilla? Either way it's a two horse race

All I need is for Princess Anne to get gonorrhoea and my accumulators come in!

The British Royal Family is estimated to be worth £24Bn. QEII famously got caught out salting away some of her £Billions in offshore tax havens. No inheritance tax or death duty is payable thanks to a dodgy deal with John Major, that deal will cost the British people nearly £10Bn ! I wonder if the sycophants would file this wealth-hoarding under 'selfless' or 'dutiful' ?

What do Irish people call king Charles? King Charles the turd