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I saw those recent videos where in autopsies, doctors were pulling out those enormous white blotchy strands that looked like tapeworms that were fully blocking people's arteries. This is why I told my wife, "I really wasn't lying when I told you I was more than fucking happy to drive you to get as many covid boosters as you wanted."

Did you hear that covid gets a Chuck Norris shot every year

In the spat over Greenland, Donald Trump has been warned today that "woke Mette Fredriksen of Denmark is no pushover !..." "17 million dead minks she put down can attest to that."

I met a Chinese born star. She gave me a Wuhanjob.

I was abducted by aliens and they told me they were preparing their attack on Kier Starmer and 'Western Democracies', and were probing me for advanced intel. "Fuck, give me a Laser Gun, I'll join you."

I credit all the Covid boosters with doing my wife so much good. She used to be a big fat annoying bitch that was pestering me all the time - now she mostly just sits there braindead with her big fat gob hanging open.

Instead of killing millions of chickens because of bird flu, couldn't we just lock them down in the coop for two weeks to flatten the curve?

Clickbait title "Chalamet and Zendaya fever hits Dune 2 premiere" Oh God, not another effing pandemic?

Since the vaccine, these funeral directors are making a killing

Chinese scientists have isolated 8 previously-unknown coronaviruses from studying rodents on an isolated island. Worst of all, they brought the rodents back with them to sell at Wuhan Food Market.