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one year ago-Religion-Atheism-Post Rating : -1

I was walking down the street with my wife and she suddenly said "look, there's Justin Welby over there at the bust stop, the Archbishop of Canterbury" I said "nah, it can't be" She said "go and ask him" So I went over. When I came back, she said "well, what did he say ?" I said "he just told me to fuck off" My wife said "well, I suppose we'll never know now"

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