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Princess Diana melted in my arms as I fingered her and sucked her tits. I'm now banned from Madame Tussauds.

Lucy had a little lamb Joey deacon was quite canny He finger fucked the little lamb While filling Lucy's fanny.

There's something very mysterious yet intriguing about a woman's G Spot. I just can't put my finger on it.

The girls around town call me Mr. Bean. I'm not a dork, I just know where the clitoris is.

"Please don't take this the wrong way" I said "but, when I'm cumming and you stick your finger in my anus, I find it all a bit too dirty and perverted for my taste" "OK darling" she said.."I'll remember that in future" "I knew you'd understand" I replied.."Thanks Mum"

Nothing says "I love you" more than a 'Two for £20 Valentine's meal' at Wetherspoons

I thought I did something noble to dismiss prejudice, akin to princess Diana's "hugging someone with aids" Apparently fingering someone with cervical cancer is not the same It's one rule for them etc. . . .

Staff nurse sacked after using vulnerable patient's labia as ventriloquist doll. "Oose a clitty goy en?" --------------- Kulmhof ---------------

"You look happy." "I was fingered by a leper last night. He was that good, it feels like he's still in me."

Met investigating 'tens of grooming gang cases'. It seems like odd phrasing but I guess they were very keen to avoid saying 'double digits'.