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A good one from Quora: A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day". The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. "And you, Susie? " the teacher asks. Susie says "I wanna be Johnny's bitch."

I saw a lonely little boy sitting on a swing, so I went over and gave him a push. He still wouldn't get off, so I punched him.

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Santa: little girl, what would you like for Christmas? Girl: I want a Barbie Doll and a G.I. Joe. Santa:Doesn't Barbie come with Ken? Girl: No...she fakes

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What has happened to the site? It's pretty much unusable now. It should have stuck with being a site for people to post jokes, instead of being allowed to devolve into just another shitty social media site with cliques.

GOVERNMENT: Now you have plans to raise retirement age to 75, why not lower school leaving age to 10? These chimneys don't sweep themselves you know.

Ran over a load of vegetables yesterday! Last time i take a short cut through the special needs school