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David Beckham fucks a maths teacher, funnily enough, Dianne Abbott got fucked by a maths teacher.

WHEN I MARRIED RATTLERS SISTER SHE SAUD SHE HAD ONLY HAD SEX 5 TIMES ONCE WITH THE UVF ONCE WITH THE UDA ONCE WITH THE UFF AND TWICE WITH THE IRA

Sickipedia: A place to post jokes and humour, so what happened? Where did all the bullshit come from? I was raped by an uncle every night as a child. Probably all the work of two or three people in addition to me, such a sad life I have enjoying trying to wind myself and others up. I won't bite though because like a true Briton, I have no teeth, you can fake my account, you can copy my posts, you can slag me off and call me a cheat, it doesn't matter, I'll still post shit jokes, complete with grammar errors, and the genuine users will vote them up or down. This is the only way to beat the sad lonely people like me who's existence is void unless they think they are upsetting someone. Now leave your trolling comments in the box provided, and if you want to copy my posts or my account, how about putting a real joke up? Genuine users, don't let them win.

2018 promises to be quite a year: Changing global weather conditions giving us unprecedented extremes; facing up to the challenges that Brexit may be bringing; and coming to the mind-numbingly depressing realisation that hannah is no longer content to be buried but has now mastered the art of hacking the system to upvote his shit jokes.

I was a happy man. My girlfriend and I had been dating for a year and we had decided to get married. The planning went wonderfully. Both sets of parents helped us in every way. My friends were all happy for me and my girlfriend - she was a dream! There was only one thing deeply bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was vivacious, only twenty years old and drop-dead gorgeous. One day, the sister-in-law to be, called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that it was not long to the wedding day, that she had strong desires for me that she couldn't and didn't really want to overcome! She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to, just come up and get me." I was stunned, frozen in shock as I watched her wiggle her way up the stairs. I stood there for a moment then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and walked straight towards my car. Standing on the front path was my future father-in-law. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said, "Well done! Wonderful! We're so happy that you have passed our little test of temptation. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!" The moral of this story is.. Always keep your condoms in the car.

My boyfriend broke up with me over a misunderstanding. Turns out the text message he sent me should have said that he was busy playing golf and I should go ahead and eat out ‘with’ his sister.

Got home from work early and found the wife in bed with my best mate. "Surprise!" She shouts, "I know you've always fantasized about a threesome! " "I meant with another girl you stupid cow!" I shook my head. "Now poor Dave's wasted his time coming all this way! Sorry about this mate... Put your clothes back on and I'll give you a lift home."

WHAT A FUCKING BUZZ! I'VE JUST SNORTED 2 LINES OF DIARRHOEA AND ITS WENT STRAIGHT TO MY HEAD IM OFF MY FUCKING TITS LADS THE STEAM WAS STILL RIPE ON THE SHIT FUCKING RANK

I said to my mate, "Since when did you start wearing an earring?" "Since my wife found it in my car," he replied.

Uncle Billy is back! Only because I see some very very poor “jokes” being upvoted unusually. Like “I got a balaclava in my van and duct tape so I’m a rapist”. No you’re not. We don’t use those things. According to my Fitbit I did 4 miles yesterday evening. Well it took me that long to catch her and rape her Keeping a close watch on ya’all (or some)