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When James Bond is abroad he is known as +44 07. Not a lot of people know that.

After years in the cancellation wilderness ex Dr Who assistant Noel Clarke has finally secured a role in a sci fi epic: "Illegal Alien vs Sex Predator In Tha Hood"

easyJet Holidays have announced that they are going into the premium travel market from today. There'll be more extras than when they filmed Ghandi.

British Government confirms new immigration policy was conceived after they watched A Clockwork Orange. A bit of the old in-out, in-out.

My wife once met her favourite actor Hugh Jackman in the middle of London. Overcome with emotion, she rushed him and proposed him for sex, but he rebuffed her as "much too fat" and told her to go fuck off. "Well, maybe he should change his name to Hugh Jackoff," I said, barely consoling her.

Tyler Robinson, eh? Wonder if he's any relation to Andy?

Noel Clarke set to reprise his role as a suicide bomber from Star Trek Into Darkness in the next film.. Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan's London

Noel Clarke has lost his libel case against the newspapers saying he is a predator.. Ironically his next film role will be in Predator in Tha'Hood (aka PredaHood)

Chris Martin's had a busy year, falling through trapdoors, exposing millionaires' affairs. It's like watching Scooby Doo.

I'm just watching the last half hour of "Lost". Frank flies Sawyer, Kate and some of the rest of the gang off The Island in a dodgy crash landed jet. Thank goodness it wasn't a properly maintained Air India aeroplane, the series might never have ended.