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That earthquake in Afghanistan must've been a bad one, all the people are walking around with bandages on their head.

In spite of the criticism the Afghanistan team have received for their performances during the Cricket World Cup, I think they've done incredibly well just to get here. All the way from France in a fucking dinghy.

I'm absolutely disgusted and ashamed that Prince Harry described the 25 Taliban fighters he killed as 'chess pieces' They weren't chess pieces, they were fucking 'ragheads'

Dead Afghans left floating in sewer channels after Kabul blast. "It's absolutely sickening and disgusting!" Said the turds.

5 year old refugee from Afghanistan throws himself from 9th floor hotel window after having to spend a week in Sheffield. His mother has set up a gofundme to help the rest of the family travel there for the funeral. The target is only 25 quid as they all live in Bradford.

Afghanistan. Putting the infant into infantry.

I was devistated to came home from work today and find my house gone, all that was left was a pile of rubble. That's the last time I order a blow up doll from Afghanistan.

I'm not surprised the Taliban have banned music, you should hear the shit Mohammed from next door listens to. Just kidding. I live in a nice neighbourhood.

Afghanistan earthquake .. Main export not affected..rubber dinghies.

(with apologies to Frankie Boyle) "Welcome to Talibanistan; passengers are reminded to set their watches back 1,200 years."