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Warning to all females living within a 10 mile radius of jizz to be extra vigilant for the next 7 days as he has a 7 day ban from sickipedia, a grudge and plenty of time on his hands.

Haribo have finally seen the target market with their sweets.... keep your eyes open for Rohypnol flavour tangfastics.

HAS ANYONE SEEN BITGFATKIMJONGTHONGCHEAT TODAY???? THERE IS A JUDO CONVENTION ON TODAY AND AEEING HOW THE WEE PUFFER IS A 56th dan IN NAGASAKI I THOUGHT HE’D BEEN THERE ROBABLY FUCKING CHEATING KNOWING THAT FAT CUNT

Kidnapped that annoying bitch Rihanna, gonna cover her with nutella ella ella ella keep her chained up in my cellar ellar ellar ellar.

Kate and Gerry McCann have revealed which pop group they listen to the most. The Mamas And The Tapas.

What's the difference between James bulger and the Duracell Bunny? When batterys are inserted the Bunny starts running

Why did UVF paedo Gary Haggarty have a plastic bag in his pocket? Because he farts in it and ties it to sniff it later. He also gasses grannys with it instead of cloroform

I collect birds of pray... I've currently got 15 nuns locked in my basement..

Q. What is the difference between Maddie McCann and Greta Thunberg ? A. We know where Greta stands on the Planet.

What’s pink and rusty? Madeline McCanns bike.