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This midget said to me, "What exactly do you want me to do again ?" "Stand by the piano and do your best to keep time; the instructor said I need to get a metregnome."

There was a dwarf in the pub last night, crying into his pint about how his condition stops him pulling women. I said to him, 'Dude, that's easily solved! Just buy a half pint and sit at the back, and they'll think it's perspective.'

I called up the little ginger libtard radio host Brian Shapiro like I do every day now and I told him I'd like to talk about that new uber-woke Snow White movie with Rachel Zegler.... "Which dwarf were you ?" I laughed. He absolutely fucking lost it. "Not Happy," I noted.

The best thing about having a midget girlfriend, is getting stuff under the counter.

I've started donating money to a charity that helps fund spinal cord operations for midgets. It's just my way of giving a little back.

I reported Warwick Davis for kerb-crawling near my house, but thankfully he was already gnome to the police

Israel lands another major punch to Hezbollah Nice work, I can't stand the little Russian cunt.

Just got banned on the National Thalidomide forums for suggesting re-releasing Bon Jovi's 'Bad Medicine' for charity...

My latest girlfriend has dwarfism. Turns out she can be quite devious. I wouldn't trust her as far as I could throw her!

Samantha Davis' last journey will be in a Dinky hearse.