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How to you stop 100,000 japs from starving to death? Give em one giant mushroom.

yesterday whilst visiting my local recycling centre i noticed a sign that read " skip hire", anyway, after about ten minutes of skipping as high as i could i gave up knackered..

yesterday whilst visiting my local recycling centre i noticed a sign that read " skip hire", anyway, after about ten minutes of skipping as high as i could i gave up knackered..

The American airforce have 5 stealth bombers. The Russians have none, or do they?

Everybody seems to be so concerned with what’s happening in Ukraine at the moment. For fuck‘s sake, just calm down. I mean, what’s the worst that can happen?

These Russian military exercises are very realistic ..

My Savile-Row tailor is quite the quick-witted comedian, Most of his best material is off the cuff (I'll get me coat. Once it's complete)

I bought my girlfriend something she'll never forget this Valentines day... A box of my farts.

Had a fight with a bloke at the annual Tea convention last night, it'd been brewing for years.

A Japanese resident in an old people's home was talking about his role in the 2nd world war, I was a Kamikaze pilot my code name was Chow Mein he said. An elderly veteran shouted well how the fuck are you still here then? Chicken Chow Mein said the Jap