A Chicago police officer pulls a man over for driving all over the road... ...and discovers the man has clearly been drinking. Officer: "You'll have to come with me for a breathalyzer test, sir." Man: "I'm afraid I can't do that officer, I'm ams-- *hic* alths-- I'm asthmatic. I could have an episode." O: "I see. In that case, I'll need to take you down to the station for a blood test." M: "I can't do that either, see, because I'm a helmpho-- a hemophiliac. I could bleed out." O: "*sigh*... okay, just stand right there and hold your arms out to your sides, tilt your head straight back, and touch your nose with your right index finger." M: "I'm afraid I can't do that either, because I.................." O: "What, you have vertigo?" M: "Yes! Sorry, I can't think very fast after 14 beers!"
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dogsbody14 Nice try vapeman aka lennywankstain..trying to encourage people to spend money to bail out your shitstain? FRAUD GARETH, YOU GINGER CUNT!?
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dogsbody14 ABSOLUTE BOLLOCKS! LENNYWANKSTAIN/CHUM/ WASP/HADOKEN/STICKYAGAIN WAS PLAYING US FOR CUNTS!! THIS IS FUCKING FRAUD,YOU CUNT,FRAUD!@
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