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I don't mean to sound racist. But I've got a South African accent.

So Winnie Mandela has died ! Unfortunately she did not have a tyre round her neck at the time otherwise it would certainly have been a Goodyear !

Whilst I was holidaying in Zimbabwe I witnessed the necklacing of a black woman by local gangs in which they place burning tyres around the neck of their victim. I shouted "stop that right this minute and remove that top tyre , it's illegal" One of the men shouted " what do you mean illegal" I said "you never mix cross plys with radials"

F.W. DeKlerk dead Makes me quite sad over losing one of the last nostalgic connections to the good old days.

My South African mate told me that once you go blick you'll never go bick...

I remember watching a cricket match in South Africa in the 1980’s. A white umpire gave a black batsman out bat before wicket.

I don't have a racist bone in my body. Fortunately, I do have a racist brain.

The DNA of a few BAME victims of Covid 19 has been checked against the human Genome, to see if any markers indicate why they were more vulnerable to the virus. No progress so far but 1200 unsolved crime investigations have been closed.

Rugby has united the Rainbow nation - Yay! let's all kill the white farmers together!.

2 Palestinians walk into a bar... They sit down in my seat, so I bomb them and get my friends in the IDF to rape their children. I’m the victim here.