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Following the death of a seven year old girl in tree accident, special branch are investigating. No YEW fuck off.

Did you know that a Blue whale's vagina is so wide and deep that 4 to 5 people can fit inside? This makes it the world's second biggest cunt after Donald Trump.

After several hours of talks and uproarious laughter by both parties, Putin and Trump today finally solved the problem of Ukraine. The war is now over with Trump having sold Ukraine to Putin for 10 billion dollars. Former Ukraine president Zelensky has agreed to accept 2 billion extra dollars from Trump and whatever passes for a green card nowadays. European arms dealers have declared a week of mourning and are now looking to offload cheap merchandise to whomsoever is willing to make a bid. Drones will deliver themselves to wherever the buyers want. Alls well that ends well.

Bird flew claims 179 in Korea

Nigel Farage said if he’s elected, he will employ a "deportation task force." It’s not really necessary, because if he’s elected most people will probably leave voluntarily...

Unite the Kingdom. By gathering a load of dickheads in one place.

I was really saddened to hear of that kid killed by a falling tree. What a waste of a 7 year old girl.

Child 7 dies in tree accident. Parents pining for her loss.

The Government has announced it's purchasing 12 nuclear ordinance carrying F35 A jets. These will be operational as soon as the RAF can find a dozen black lesbians to pilot them.

Paul Doyle is a camelion, doesn't look 53 and in his pictures he has a different skin colour.