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I just read a comment on one of my most recent jokes from someone who was clearly Chinese. "ROR".

What does BYD, the Chinese car maker, stand for? Barbecue Your Dog

My local Chinese have started a vegan snack range They're called "Not Poodles"

The wife and I were eating at the local Chinese and my soda tasted funny so I approached Wang Chung the proprietor about it, who said to me - Me Chinese Me Make Joke Me go pee pee in your Coke Then later that night, I came home and found of all things Wang Chung banging my fat wife, and after I flung the door open amazingly he had a huge fucking cock, to which he responded Me Chinese Me think fast Me stick broomstick up my ass

China are number 1 at solving Rubik's cubes. Unsurprising. They have a long history of separating colours.

Why did the medieval Chinese army keep losing wars? They had too many chinks in the armour.

Fair play to my Chinese neighbour; he's got some balls The optician told him he needed glasses - but instead he chose a circumcision on both eyes

I once organised a battle reenactment in China and held a competition for who could get ready fastest First chink in the armour

Did you know in Singapore when you go to McDonald's they give you rice instead of fries? Now don't call me a racist but how the fuck are you supposed to dip that in your milkshake? I guess they're used to it, what with their tiny cocks.

What do you call a Chinaman who keeps asking you how you vote? Po Ling