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So Coronovirus is caused by Dodgy camel toe sales in China? Surly doctors could produce an Anti-Bactrian ?

That Greta Thunberg is a real bundle of fun. Can you imagine her having sex with a boyfriend with her giving a running commentary. " In the time its taken you to climax I can tell you that 7 whales have been slaughtered (grunt), that 40 seals have been clubbed to death (grunt) and that there have been 3 tsunami's that have destroyed various local fisheries."

As soon as Greta discovers cock, she’ll stop complaining about the single use plastic it’s wrapped in.

Pornos starring Greta Thurnberg- •The naughty girl who mitches off school •I'm feeling too hot •Spank me I missed school again! •Mr Woodcock's overheated classroom •Too much global warming, my knickers are on fire! •My lovely lovely plastic dildo! •Feel free to add your own...

I remember when I was a child my dad said:” I'll give you something to cry about.” He didn't hit me. What he meant was destroying the housing market, melting the ice caps, cutting down the rainforests and polluting the oceans with plastic.

I'm doing my bit for the environment, I only have sex with guys who have sustainable wood.

I got into a spat on this other forum about "Climate Change" and rising temperatures, and I pointed out that in fact the world had the "Roman warm period" from 0 AD to 500 AD and then the Medieval Warm period from 1000 - 1500 when Greenland was circumnavigable, followed by the "Little Ice Age" of the last 500 years, so naturally any rising temperatures are probably just from this natural pattern based on stuff like regular slight changes in the Earth's axial tilt. Well, you can imagine how the "tolerant left" reacted to this, I was of course shouted down and then my account banned instantly.

Was just thinking about The Greta Thunberg sex doll, when u fuck her up the arse she repeatedly shouts "How dare u?!" What other things might The Greta Thunberg sex doll perform?

It has been a pretty cold week. So I've stayed home and been warming my hands in front of the television.

Today’s World song lyrics are given to us by Simon & Garfunkel from back in 1964. (COP26 or clocks going back) Sing, don’t just read. Come gather around people, wherever you roam And admit that the waters around you have grown And accept it that soon you'll be drenched to the bone If your time to you is worth savin' Then you better start swimmin' or you'll sink like a stone For the times, they are a-changin'