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I won £3 million and donated a quarter of it to charity. I now have £2,999,999.75 left.
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After a decent lottery win, I bought myself a Rolls Royce and hired my own private driver. Now I've got a flash car, but all my money's gone and I've nothing to chauffer it.
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Girls Aloud star Nicola Roberts announces pregnancy in Christmas Day message. Someone's been playing Knock Up Ginger...
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Paddy & Mick walking down the road, and Paddy's got a bag of doughnuts in his hand. Paddy says to Mick "If you can guess how many doughnuts are in my bag, You can have them both"
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I applied for a job as a bin man the other day. I was a little worried i wouldn't fully understand but apparently you pick it up as you go along.
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“They say time heals all wounds. So far, it’s just taught mine how to limp.”
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GALILEO : Great mind! EINSTEIN : Genius mind! NEWTON : Extraordinary mind! BILL GATES : Brilliant mind! ME : Master mind! YOU????never mind
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'Yoinks! Hey Scooby, I just watched this footage of ICE blowing some innocent woman away!' 'Renee good?'
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