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when I was a kid my mum would leave notes in my lunch box. You're amazing, I love you. It was nice but I would have preferred sandwiches

My grandfather used to say, "Love is the bond that cements everything together. " Lovey fellow, shit bricklayer.

Inspirational post seen on Facebook: 'Don't carry your mistakes around with you. Instead, place them under your feet and use them as stepping stones.' Thanks a fucking bunch, my kids just got taken into care.

As a 40 year old man, I think I'm becoming too old to be kept awake by upstairs neighbours having loud sex at 2am. And if it carries on I'm seriously going to have to consider moving out of me mum and dad's house

Awarding Trump the Nobel Peace Prize is like awarding Kate and Gerry McCann the Baby Sitter of the Year award

My wife just said to me 'You dont listen to anything I say'. I thought 'Thats and odd way to start a conversation'.

What's love? Grandma sliding money in your hands like she's a drug dealer. Yeah, that's love.

Fergie wins Halloween Costume, despite no makeup. Complete with background ghoul

After foraging in Windsor Park, Andrew invites Charles, William, George, Charlotte, Louis, Harry, Archie and Lilibet to dinner for a homemade Beef Wellington.

Now that Jeff Bezos' mum has died, Does her coffin get free next-day delivery?