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The wife has a car, and I went to trade it in for something that isn't all beat up and hasn't been pounded hard in the rear a bunch of times. Her name's Brittany and she's 22.

I successfully managed to get both my parents into the same Nursing home. A bit of revenge for them divorcing when I was six.

FELLAS: If your partner is going to leave you, try and make it so she or leaves the house at 8PM on a Thursday with her cases packed so it looks as though all the street hates her as well.

"Why the fuck did I marry you?" I asked the wife. She replied," Because it's my job to see that when your happy, I can put a stop to it you cunt.

My wife says and does the nicest things. Just this morning she said, "I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

I recently ended a 20 year relationship. I'm not upset though... It wasn't mine.

I proposed to my ex-wife, but she sussed I was only after my money.

My wife left me when found her sister's lipstick in our bedroom. To be fair, it was around the base of my cock.

I remember last time I was on a caravan holiday with the mrs .. "Any chance of a blow job?" I whispered to the mrs when we were in bed. "For fuck's sake!" she said, "My sister is in the bed over there!" "Good point," I said, "Mandy? Any chance of a blow job?"....

All I did was push my wife during an argument. Now she's moved into a hostel. It's the Tempura shelter for "lightly battered " women.