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What’s another name for a 100% steel cage? A Nickelless Cage.
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Delighted to see 7 of 9 is in Picard but I'd prefer to see me in 7 of 9
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How do you make a Black Russian? Get the BBC to remake Dr Zhivago.
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If you watch Jaws backwards it is a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms & legs to disabled people.
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What's the most expensive video-streaming service at this moment in time? University.
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"I'll have a chicken. Fried, not grilled".
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200 complaints about the same sex dance routine on Strictly. Must have been really bad, I once saw a cow get fisted on Countryfile and nobody batted an eyelid.
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There's a brilliant programme on Channel 4 tonight about doggy-style sex. If you miss it, you can watch it on all 4s.
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Congratulations to Parasite , first foreign language film to win best picture Oscar since Braveheart.
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Did you hear Mary Poppins stopped wearing lipstick whilst giving head? Apparently the super colour fragile lipstick makes the dicks atrocious.
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