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To my American friends. You say "Tom-ay-toes", we say "Tom-ah-toes". You say "Mos-cow", we say "Mos-co.". You say " 'erbs", we say "Herbs", Because there's a fucking "H" in it. Cheers Eddie.

Studies suggest that 50% of Americans will be obese by 2030 They really think they can get it as low as that?

When I'm famous everyone will say "I followed him on facebook".... or...."I worked with that guy" or "I'm not surprised he shot up that school"

I saw a man at the airport with a bulletproof vest I reminded him it’s an airport not a school

Yesterday I told a joke so dark an American cop shot it dead

The Allies chose 6/6 for D-Day so those fucking Americans didn’t get confused over the date.

How can you tell if an American student has been brought up with manners? He uses a silencer in the library.

I've noticed a lot of Americans joining the site... But I supposed it's normal for them to join late after all the hard work has been done.

I was gutted that England ladies didn't score against the U.S. and therefore didn't get to perform their celebration with a stereotypical nod to their culture Machine gunning a classroom full of kids

Only SEVEN people die as temperatures as low as -42F wreak havoc across the American Midwest. Apparently guns don't work in those temperatures.