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Thinking of converting to Islam .. I mean sure it'll suck having to pray 5 times a day.. but lets look at the positives. Get to smack about the wife and kids Get to sleep around Get to pop out dozens of kids Don't need work for a living Can really let myself go without caring Get a free pass for almost any crime i commit AND 99% less likely to die in a terrorist attack ( unless ot me doing it) Think the pros are starting to outweigh the cons here.

MAMDANI!

Of all the planets in the solar system, why did the Muslims fucking pick this one??

Getting Rough

Only white men can be bumboys

Being muslim can actually end up being quite cost affective. Take family gatherings for example. My neighbour is having a big get together for his; brother, Uncle, cousin and grandad and due to them all being the same person, thats just the 1 gift he needs to buy.

David Blunkett warns that Islamist extremism is fuelling a rise in anti semitism. Well who'd have thunk it

When is salami toast? As of last night.

Completely forgot it was Eid yesterday. Soon realised when it took me 40 mins to get an Uber and got picked up by a bloke called steven

India and Pakistan are at war. Or as we'd call it here in England, Bradford Vs Leicester.