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GB NEWS: Woman gang-raped in churchyard before Good Samaritan stepped in to help. That was me, the Good Samaritan. After I stepped in to help it became consensual group sex.

Ginger Cunt Fergie has been dropped quicker today than her ex hubby's boxers in a nursery

Donald Trump finally admits it was a huge mistake to be friends with pedophile Jeffrey Epstein and to call him a 'Terrific guy'. Although fucking some of his underage girls was quite enjoyable.

The Thames Water board of directors is like a septic tank. The really big chunks rise to the top.

Iranian military expert claims that Trump's attempt to penetrate their bunker have failed to reach an adequate depth to have any effects. Stormy Daniels quickly replied, "I've being trying to tell you this for years"

All you need to know is if it's got an 'Apple' it will have a 'Banana'

"Revealed: at least 25 UK ‘spy cops’ had sex with deceived members of public" When the left said fuck the police, I never thought they meant literally.

Breaking news on ITV. Gino DeCampo is an Italian man.

"'$50m. taxpayer dollars about to fund condoms in Gaza,' WH press sec. says" It's a bit late for that now. The Palestinians have already been well and truly fucked by the Israelis.

Only one thing worse than Lily Philips gangbanging 100 men, is being the 100th man. That thing's gonna look like a plasterer's bucket by the time you have a go on it!