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Students at manchester university have defaced a mural of Rudyard Kipling's  poem if, it hung on the wall of the student union. Student union leader fatima abid and her friends decided that his poem,( a white mans burden ) had racist overtones, so therefore all of Rudyards work should not be tolerated, they have painted over it and replaced it with a poem by black activist Maya Angelou. Nazis burning books, christian missionaries destroying mayan books, Isis defacing ancient statues and art. We cannot judge people of the past by the social standards of today. Who knows in a 100 years time gay rights racial and sexual equality, civil rights and our liberal morals will be judged by a people who think of us as disgusting backward decadent savages. What are we to do, destroy the art and writings of ancient rome and greece? Their society depended on slavery, and the greeks positively encouraged homosexuality between older men and young boys as a way of life. Cliff richard would have been in his element then.

Note to self. Don't ever go to a fancy dress party dressed as a sheep in wales, again.

Me join a new gym me thinks the instructor is a racist . When me was using the rowing machine he started whipping me

What’s black, 10 inches long and makes your wife moan? My dick, whitey.

Whitey got no rhythm so he goes to the pub to console himself that he’s inferior to the black man. While he's at the pub I have sex with his woman because she wants a man with a real dick

Which is the odd one out? A- Salami B- Pepperoni C- Liverwurst D- Whitey D: Because it can't fill a woman’s vagina.

Why does whitey have a magnifying glass in his bathroom? So he can see his little dick when having a piss.

The irony is the more snowflakes you get the whiter Christmas is.

What’s the difference between a graffiti artist and a vandal? Skin tone by the sounds of it.

I saw a mummy the other day. No my mistake! It was whitey on the dance floor.