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Donald Trump receives 400 million dollar plane as a 'gift' from Qatar royal family. Bet that thing's got more bugs than Freddie Mercury's wank sock.

It blows my mind that NASA is able to receive data from 4.67 billion miles away but l lose my WiFi signal in my kitchen.

Fuck me, at this rate Tom Cruise will come out before Grand Theft Auto VI.

I was walking down the stairs today and with every step I took, I did a fart. My cat then followed me down and said, “Meow, who’s responsible for this fart cloud?” I said, “Me, I made all of that fart stream you’re breathing in.” “Meow” he said” I did a few farts on the way down too, to add to the fart train.”

Clever of Sickipedia to save money on the new format. They got a brilliant deal from Fujitsu who designed it by reusing it's old Post Office Horizon software.

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The Large Hadron Collider didn't find the 'god particle' using its 9,600 superconducting magnets, but it did prove one thing. Magnets don't attract pussy.

If the Godfather was made using today's technology, one of the lead characters would be AI Pacino. Nod to chum.

If Married With Children was made using today's technology, the lead character would be AI Bundy.