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Ladies....the safe-word will be " Harder"

I woke up shaking, after looking at the horse's head in my bed. Don Vito just said, "We made a deal... we pay off your gambling debt, and in exchange you married my very ugly daughter."

I don't understand how guys react to girls who reject them like "Fuck you bitch, I'm the nicest guy you'll ever meet." I like to make girls feel more positive if they reject me. I'll say something like "It's all good. I'm likely destined to be a serial killer and/or rapist anyways. Hope you find your match!" You know, make them feel good about themselves for dodging a bullet!

Todays dating for men is like the lottery, usually nothing, but just occasionally you might get two balls.

I was on a date and I told her I'm a First Responder. She said wow you work in the emergency services? I said no, when someone puts a racist joke on sickipedia I'm the first to respond with "haha yeah fuck those niggers!"

I became good friends with a woman at work a few months ago but whenever I ask her out on a date or sumfin she just keeps knocking me back saying she doesn't go out with work colleagues and is looking for a soulmate, So I told her we could work on that and if she gave me a chance and Sat on my face I'll eat my way to her Heart!

My daughters new boyfriend is a tattoo artist, I think he's got designs on her.

She ate off my plate to establish dominance so I left her with the bill to establish consequences.

Being a straight man is wild, because you have to date your only natural parasite.

Started dating this colorectal nurse online. Been sending my stool samples to her hospital in Ghana each month for the last year together with 20,000 Cedi each time for screening but heard nothing Think i may have been Scatfished?