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The restaurant chain Hooters is preparing to file for bankruptcy. I know they've always had their knockers, but I never expected them to go tits up.

According to the BBC, female workers at MacDonalds who complained of sexual abuse from male colleagues were told to "Suck it up"

I met this girl in a pub last night, she goes " I call my fanny "The Lotto" because men are lucky to hit it" I said " Looking at you, I thought its called "The Lotto" because you keep scratching it!

A man who was wrongly accused of masturbating on a bus, has won a £5000 payout by the police. I bet he splashes out on something nice.

I was riding my bike earlier when I fell off and bent my penis. I also had a shite because of the bang on the floor and a load of runny poo was running down my legs. “Are you okay mate? That was a nasty fall and you appear to have broke your cock and shit your pants” “It’s alright, the warm from the poo is making the pain of my bent shaft feel a little better and a piece of sweetcorn has gone up my japs eye and blocked any piss from coming out as well

Repeat probably... But Daphne's ass? 🤔

I'm starting a Christian swingers group: Oh come all ye faithful.

6-7. It's like a 69, except you come short.

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In the UK a prison inmate serving a life sentence will be allowed to have a sex change operation. This is great news for him and even better news for his cellmate...