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What can you infer from a man's saying "size doesn't matter?" A. He has a tiny dick. B. His wife has tiny breasts. C. The couple are Japanese.

I went to japan recently, and my mate told me the women's pussys go sideway ! Well they don't..... and i took harmonica lessons for fuck all ! some fat chubby bastard.

Is it OK to refer to a Japanese child as a nipper?

Why do Japs never win at bingo? They all disappear when they hear B29.

Me get arrested in japan for racism? Me only wearing a T shirt and it was a bitter cold day me love de sun .. Me get stopped by a japanese tv reporter" he ask me" how I was enjoying me stay in japan." All me say is "me having a great time but it's a bit nippy"

Did you know that 75% of Japanese men over the age of 60 have cataracts? The rest drive Rincolns.

Told my mate I was going on a trip to Nagasaki. "Have a blast!", he said. Heartless cunt.

Honda set to lay waste to Swindon & Wiltshire by throwing 3,500 workers onto the dole and impacting hundreds of companies that currently support their production. These radioactive sneaky slitty-eyed cowardly shark munching little yellow torturers have waited nearly three quarters of a century before starting to exact their revenge. They hit Brits, we hit back. After 2021 new Hondas are on boycott and if you see a new one, key it, dent it or flambé it.* Let's give 'em a real eye opener! *Obviously this is a joke, it's a joke website! 😉

I went to a sports day in Japan today. It was quite enjoyable but I must say the egg and chopstick race was a challenge.

Stevie Wonder's playing an intimate gig in a little Japanese club. Before he starts he asks for any requests. A little Japanese man at the front jumps up and down shouting "Pray a Jazz Chord! Pray a Jazz Chord!" Impressed by the little man's knowledge of his musical history and prowess, Stevie and the band crack into a 5 minute Jazz extravaganza in F#. As they finish the little man is still jumping up and down shouting "Pray a Jazz Chord! Pray a Jazz Chord!". Perturbed but determined to impress, Stevie leads the band into another 5 minute jam in C minor. As they come to a close the little man shouts again "No! Pray a Jazz Chord!" Pissed off at this point Stevie shouts at the little man telling him if he thinks he can do better to come up an play himself! The little man climbs up on stage and sits at the piano, and as he starts to play he sings: "A jazz chord, to say, I ruuuuv youuuuu"