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Three people were killed and at least eight others wounded late on Saturday when someone opened fire from a boat into a crowd gathered at a waterfront bar in a coastal town in North Carolina. A sail-by? Fuck me, niggers have too much money nowadays.

I always found The Empire Strikes Back a bit far-fetched. I mean, come on, a black guy who admits to being the father?

Facial recognition tech 'too racially biased ' to be used at Notting Hill Carnival, organisers say, after it identified every attendee as a potential criminal.

Stevie Wonder: Can you describe to me what I look like? Friend: Well, what do you see right now? Stevie: Nothing, just blackness Friend: Like that

I once attended a darts tournament in Brixton. I've never seen so many spearchuckers in one place.

From the Guardian: Youth culture experts could help prevent stereotyping of young black men, say lawyers. Well, they could have a stab at it.

What's the difference between New York rappers in the 1980s and London rappers nowadays? The meaning of the phrase 'Plug one, plug two and plug three'.

Eastenders Christmas special: long-running character Cindy Beale killed with a spade. That's a first. In London, it's usually 'killed by a spade'.

I don't see why these PC types have such a problem with the word 'nigger'. You can have: Niggers Sand niggers Rice niggers Red niggers Curry niggers Prairie niggers Snow niggers And even white niggers! It truly is the most inclusive word in the dictionary.

Just been watching that video on social media of the story of Joey, an albino brown bear with white fur. When environmentalists found Joey in the Canadian forest where he lived, they thought he was a wandering polar bear and had him tranquilised and sent 'home' to the Arctic, where he suffered terribly in the freezing conditions. When they realised their mistake they brought him home, and dyed his fur brown. Unfortunately, someone reported seeing a 'dirty' polar bear in the forest, and he was captured again, this time being taken to a zoo and put in the polar bear enclosure. When the other polar bears realised he wasn't one of their kind, they attacked and badly injured him. The vet treating his injuries realised he was actually an albino brown bear, and so after he recovered they had him transferred to the brown bear enclosure. Where the other bears stabbed him and nicked his wallet.