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The ghost of Edward Colston visited me last night He said those nigger lovers have ruined my statue, I want you to restore it and put it back on the plinth. Fuck off I replied.... What did your last slave die of?

Why all these ridiculous demands for teaching black history? We took your chains off and let you live That's it.

Just got back from a nigger cremation...Black Lives Scatter....

All you racist cunts boycotting Sainsbury's for using a black family in their Christmas advert are just fucking stupid... I've never seen any of you up in arms about the PG tips one.

So the new royal niglet is called Lilibet, in honour of Megan's great, great,great grandmother and wife of Kunte Kinte.

A study has found that self-driving cars are more likely to run black people over. Artificial intelligence is really coming along these days.

Eastenders Christmas special: long-running character Cindy Beale killed with a spade. That's a first. In London, it's usually 'killed by a spade'.

Bombshell at Liverpool Women's Hospital..nigger turns up to collect mother and baby

A lot of the media now capitalise the letter 'B' when referring to black people, as though it were some kind of title. The only time it should be capitalised in reference to a black person is if it's at the start of a sentence. Which, I suppose, a lot of them are.

I got into a lift in London, only to find there were half a dozen black youths in it. When the doors closed the one nearest the panel said, 'Yo, what button you want me to push, white boy?' I replied, 'The one with the bell on it, please.'