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Gordon Banks arrived at the pearly gates only to be aproached by a big beared angel who told him that he was'nt getting in and to fuck off Gordon Banks said " But St Peter i was a goalkeeper legend for England". The Angel replied "It's St Peters day off today and i'm St Andrew..NOW FUCK OFF".

England's world cup winning squad are thinking of getting back together for a game against another team. 5-a-side, obviously.

Gordon banks has sadly passed away. A real shame his brother robin couldn't have seen him one last time, unfortunately he's still in prison. I'll get my Dinosaur skin coat !

I'm going to my first ever Hog Roast... the wife's cremation

Bruce lee was fast but do you know about his even faster brother? Sudden Lee. also his other brother who was addicted to cereal, mues lee..

Hi Markrees my BFF Hope you are well my old china...Anyway..do you Know Tommy Walsh....you Know...The one who was shagging that big fat ginger bint behind Alan Titshmarshs back...He is a cunt..probally a wrongun as well Lucy Worsley had a little lamb And she called it Humpty Dumpty Lucy Wore a skimpy cheerleaders skirt To show she loved rumpy pumpy Have a nice weekend Mark..Treat yourself to a German Brothel...PHOOAR. Fuck off Bye

Hazard, Sterling & Vardy say they will continue to attempt to recreate Gordon Banks 1970 dive as a tribute.

Gordon banks continued to play for stoke with a glass eye after he lost one in a car accident . Some think he played even better, as he could always keep one eye on the ball .

I removed my online comment about Gordon Banks this morning. Too many hits on the post

So Gordon Banks has died. Good riddance to the cunt. His graffiti’s fucking everywhere.