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I went to a bar today and ordered a White Russian. They gave me a picture of Donald Trump.

After becoming disillusioned with them, I've handed back my membership card to the Communist Party. In Starmer's Britain, I am therefore officially Far Right.

Just seen the footage of Rotherham in the news; burnt-out cars, broken windows, fence posts ripped out and strewn across the place... ...And now the riots!!

Starmer bans Guy Fawkes night as it makes him very anxious and upset.

America is so dumb, that is why Lee Harvey Oswald killed JFK from a book depository? He knew they'd be no witnesses

We should all vote for the monster raving loony party. Just for a fucking laugh.

Political anagrams Labour Party = Royal pub rat The Conservatives = Cretins have votes Liberal Democrats = A terrible old scam The Green Party = The energy trap The British National Party = Inhabitants pray to Hitler The UKIP = Hit puke Monster Raving Loonies = More or less innovating I know who's getting my vote.

What politicians say, and what they really mean: * * * Unemployment will be a thing of the past. For me, if I am elected. There will be no new taxes. Just more of the old ones. Education will be my top priority. Since I've got a lot to learn. I'll stop the spread of drugs. By cutting the budget for chemists. Deficit spending must end. So donate to my campaign now. I honour the public servants who risk their lives every day. So I don’t have to. I demand a thorough independent review. While we scramble to cover up all incriminating evidence. It won't be easy, but it's the right thing to do. Since only my base supports it. We need a change at 10 Downing. Because I've always wanted to see my portrait hanging there. For me, this issue is personal. Because I remember when I used to be just like you. All options are on the table. Even though we've already made our decision.

Joke Biden pledges that "American servicemen and women" will defend Taiwan and will also have a natural emotional investment in defending it similar to the Ukraine. It's like every American father tearfully says before he kisses his son to bed at night, "I'd never live it down and would rather die, than see 台北 市 fall into enemy hands !"

Trump Vs Elon is getting nasty and I need you all to remember that there are others invovled... Joe Rogans probably rocking back and forth in a corner.