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Greg James and Nick Grimshaw from Radio 1 play hide and seek for 25 hours and the listeners have to crack clues to find them....... Now this might make me sound old but...... what the fuck??? Radio 1 used to find brilliant new bands, not cunts in their 30’s thinking they’re alternative or, God help us, wacky. I despair......

Putting the Christmas decorations back up in the attic I found a 1977 copy of The Radio Times. Or as they call it now , The Sex Offenders Register,

What's the difference between Putin and a TV licence inspector. I'd let Putin in the house for a chat.

From the old siki.......... A guy is walking past a driveway and sees a Jamaican putting up a sign that reads "Boat for sale." The man looks but all he can see is a caravan and a jeep. Confused he says to the Jamaican, "Where's the boat, all I see is a caravan and a jeep?" "Yes, mon," replies the Jamaican, "and they're boat for sale!"

Matt Hancock has suggested taking antibodies from the blood of immune people to treat covid. I don't mind giving a reasonable amount, but a pint? That's very nearly an armful!

Nothing worse at tea time when you are dunking your bread roll into your hot tomato soup and you hear "WOOOOO BODY FORM, body form for yoooooou" coming from fanny blocker advert on the television. Puts me right off

I've developed a new type of television that automatically mutes the sound everytime the adverts come on. If only there was some way i could let people know about it.

Another career saved by the Masked Singer. Mo Gilligan wasn’t getting any stand up laughs, so might as well get paid for no laughs on ITV.

'Mrs Brown's Boys couple ate Christmas dinner alone in family first.' "We realised that even the jokes inside the christmas cracker were funnier than my father's jokes!" Brendan's daughter told reporters-

Brighton Belles Just good friends Butterflies Joani loves chachi The upper hand Forever decreasing circles Mrs browns boys Birds of a feather.... these are just a few of the DVD box sets johnovox is hoping to get from father Christmas He does have already a vast collection of material to watch but he hides them in case the police come to visit.