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What steals and clones more accounts than Nigeria? SOSIJjockey Why did SOSIJjockey cross the road? To steal the chickens account. What's the difference between SOSIJjockey and a Paki? Everyone would sooner have a Paki living next door to them. What's the eaisest way to kill SOSIJjockey? Give his mum AIDS. Why didn't SOSIJjockey get a job with the DWP? Because he was even to much of a cunt for them as well. Why can't SOSIJjockey be cremated? Because shit doesn't burn. Aliens landed in SOSIJjockeys back yard but fucked off again as they considered the species to retarded to be significant. SOSIJjockey let it be known he loves lemmings. What did all the other lemmings do? If you are sick of this pathetic trolling cheating cunt show it by giving this post a point. I will delete it in 24 hours.

OK, troll cunt or cunts whoever you are, your shit is being buried and I will continue to do so. Now for your comments, every time you post a shit comment I will do a blank one on posts so they disappear from the right hand side of the page. Let this be a clear message, we are fucked off with your shit and I have got all day and night to monitor it. Now fuck off and get a life and let people enjoy the site without cunts like you fucking it up. I will delete this post in a few hours. Apologies to the real users, it's time these pricks were taken on.

After the bloke doing the bad puns in the kilt, lee something or other got off the podium, I started my rant at speakers corner in hyde park . All the sicki gang were there I saw wasp well he was obscured by his fat wife she was with a young lad in a ballerina outfit . There were 10 supergrasses wearing we love gary haggarty t-shirts, some mad bloke with markrees dressed as a chinese rock star carrying a jar of acid. Some ginger bloke looked like he'd just finished a boat race, kim making notes of everyones speeches so he could nick bits and write a better one. Two blokes heckling about the quality, a critic from the papers funniman . A bloke in a rain coat with an axe happy chopper, a bloke with a cat making funny comments looked a bit blacker than last time .whopps simmo and a bloke on a horse being fed peppermints and a perv at the back with one testicle being arrested for trying to chloroform girls in the back of an ambulance .

To all the Micks We don't give a fuck about Gary haggerty, I'm sure the pictures mean a lot in your area but mean fuck all to the rest of us, and to be honest they are about as funny as a cancer scare Can't you create a new site? Mickipedia sounds good , you can post on there instead

If you have written a great joke and it's not doing so well on here, just copy and paste it into a google search and see how well Bob kostic @causticbob is doing with your joke on his twitter page . posted as fast as an hour after you posted it here, and I bet the cunt didn't give you a fucking up vote either. Copy and paste this Bob u twat

Sosijfuckwit, BorisBecker, and the KIMtrolls (probably the same comedy genius) Just have a read of your posts. And hang your head in shame. They’re not funny, amusing, insulting, inciteful, intelligent, clever, witty....... they’re just fucking pathetic. It’s almost impossible to insult you because the shit that you write does the job for us. Please leave this site for people with an IQ over 50.

What’s the difference between SOSIJjockey and Columbia ? Although both have took a battering in the last 24 hours.... Columbia do a have future. I will delete this post in 24 hours

Sickipedia is rotten to the core with trolls, do yourselves a favour who ever you are FUCK CLEAN OFF and stop being jealous of a good gag. If you like the joke vote it up, if not move on, people on this site have had enough of the trolls that hide behind a screen!

HI OBOE RATTLER BAZTECH BLUEFUSION AND ANY OTHER SICKIPEDIANS, IF YOUR JOKES HAVE BEEN MYSTERIOUSLY BURIED SOON AFTER POSTING, THE MYSTERY TROLL IS SHITNOSE. HE LETS ON HE IS EVERYBODYS FRIEND BUT IS JUST A SLIMEY WEE SCOUSE SEWER RAT THAT HAS A SAD, SAD LIFE. IF ANYONE ELSE HAS BEEN MYSTERIOUSLY BURIED SOON AFTER POSTING, SHITNOSE IS THE CULPRIT. LETS VOTE ALL HIS FUCKING JOKES DOWN LADS. HE IS A CUNT

This is for scoobydoo and others like him, 3 times you posted the same message to me to meet you in either cheetham hill or rusholme ,and tell my anti muslim jokes to thier face's whilst you film it;). Because muslims are well known for thier sense of humour and tolerance aren't they? Just as I don't post on muslim websites or twitter of facebook , as I wouldn't want to cause offence to those that don't like offensive jokes. So a little trick I learned, is I post my offensive joke on an offensive joke website where people want to read and laugh at offensive jokes . It's not fucking rocket science mate .. So if say i did take you up on your offer, and I get beaten or stabbed to death.you would be happy? that would be fair justice for telling a joke? are you sure you're not a muslim?