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If Liam Payne's passing has taught us anything, it's that even if Cheryl Cole lets you nut inside her a few times, when the post-nut clarity kicks in you'll still do absolutely anything to get away from her shit, godawful personality & music..

The news coverage of Liam Payne’s death is unending. Now it seems that the four remaining band members will watch vigil, stationed at each corner of his coffin, whilst tens of thousands of the public will solemnly file by to pay their respects. FFS.

Don't think much of Liam Paynes portrayal of Icarus. He represents the dangers of over ambition and hubris. It warns against overreaching and ignoring limitations, as excessive confidence can lead to downfall, just as Icarus fell when he flew too close to the sun,.or in his case the fucking pavement

Looks like one direction fans hopes of seeing them live have just gone out of the window.

One Direction re-release their hit single “Bounce” as Liam hits new heights from the pavement.

I’m not saying Cheryl Cole is a pedo But when I was 16, I’d sell my soul and jump out a window to sleep with her… Looks like Liam Payne’s debt came collect

Liam Payne Caught a direct transfer from his hotel room to his flight. Unfortunately the flight was grounded… That’s what happens when you travel Bonus Airways!

Ange Postecoglou is the new Tottenham Hotspur manager. The changes he plans to bring to Spurs include: More attacking & attractive style of play High forward press Souvlaki after every training session

Watching the Queen's funeral is a lot like wanking to Cheryl Cole. A lot better if you mute it and play some decent music instead.

The guy that attacked Dave Chappelle is in hospital suffering from multiple bone breaks and dislocations...But we can rebuild him, we have the technology...we can make the worlds first Bionic Trans.