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Bonnie Blue is working with Walkers Crisps on a new flavour .. help them name the flavour?

My dyslexic pal says he'll never get over the demise of Jean Charles de Menezes " I used to love popping in there for some fags or a tin of sweets before getting on the train ", he added (Nobody under 40 will get this)

I was on the phone to a young woman today, and on the other end, all I could hear was, ummm, aaah, errr, groaning and slurping and this carried on for four hours. And I'd only got to page three of Rosie Jones' PIP assessment.

Kier Starmer has been publicly tested for aids. It appears he did have it once but the virus couldn't survive in such a cold hostile evil environment.

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TOP TIP: Embittered former incel Sicki down-voters. Keep your identities a total fucking mystery by posting "jokes" and comments insulting everyone else

We knew more about the proposed role of Elon in a Trump administration while voting than any department head in US history for any other administration.

Scientists are saying that pig hearts may soon be transplanted into humans. Which is good news for everyone except Jewish and Muslim people...

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My sister held one of those 'gender reveal' parties when she was pregnant. She popped the balloons, and the glitter was pink. In hindsight she should've gone with blue, as her daughter was stillborn.