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Guys it's been a fucking good ride ,We all know it is not as good as original ,but hey ho a good joke is a good joke To cut matters short after three years of fighting cancer .It has appeared in brain causing double vision and slowly losing vision so i am retiring hurt Weaverdog and many others keep up the good work feel free to rip the piss would not expect anything else

Paddy's been stuck at home for 3 weeks now, wrapped in Electricians Tape. He's Self Insulating.

Simon Western is bringing out his own George Foreman type grill. It's so good, he even put his face on it

IS THIS REALLY A JOKE SITE

A benefit gig is being organised to help fund research into the Indian Covid variant. Acts confirmed so far include. Raj Against the Machine. The Bombay City Rollers. Caste. The Cumin League. Mandeep Purple. The Birthday Chapati. Crowded House. Delhi Mitri (feat Justin Curry) The Sikhers. *more to be announced.

I'm going to hunt you down and make you my friend, chancer. I'm going to make you wish you had never been born, let alone piss me off. Don't start crying wolf now son. Games over. You pushed it too far. Team up with pickles if you want. You can comfort each other in your time of need. Let battle commence. ;-) :-*

President Trump in hospital after being bitten by a cobra. Oh no wait! "Snake News"

I'm looking for some musical acts for an album I'm recording. It's in Aid of people with various disabilities. The Album is called Quadriplegia and so far I've secured the services of...Pink Flid, Deaf Blind and Fire, Spastic Bertrand, Stealers Wheelchair and Bifida Clyro. It'll be produced by Phil Spectrum.

Hi Markrees my very bestest friend Hope you are well and like me looking forward to the Invictus games. Did you watch that programme in the week when our ginger prince took some disabled soldiers to Austrilia. It was called "Without limits"..It should of been called "Without limbs". Oh by the way can you tell beaker to stop being a cunt to me. Bye enjoy your Guiness

Bandwagon time ... Indian covid ...charity album ...songs Korma chameleon : Culture Club Tears on my pilau : kylie Poppadom preach : Madonna Can't curry love : Phil Collins Kebaby Love : the supremes Skip to the Loo: Judy Garland . Sikh and destroy : Metallica Rice Rice baby : Vanilla Rice Chapatti on my shoulder : Cock sparrer Go man go (chutney mix) Alice Cooper