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Using only a .22 pistol I survived a grizzly bear attack. My friend, who I shot in the knee, wasn't so lucky.
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Do race horses slow down when they see police horses?
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For the next month I'll be wearing pink to raise awareness for people who don't bother to separate laundry.
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I only trust one thing in the newspaper these days: Fish & Chips. And even that I take with a big pinch of salt.
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It's easier to buy a gun in America than it is to log on to Pornhub in the UK.
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Sarah Ferguson can no longer refer to herself as the Duchess of York. She has to return to her original title, 'The Hampshire Slapper'.
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GOVERNMENT: Now you have plans to raise retirement age to 75, why not lower school leaving age to 10? These chimneys don't sweep themselves you know.
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Micheal Stipe was shown photographs of him having sex with a gay medical examiner, "Yeah, " he said, "that's me in the coroner. "
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Why were there no black people in the Flinstones? They hadn't evolved yet.
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Oh, the Grand Old Duke of York, He had ten thousand men, No, hold on. That was Diana.
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