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My sister held one of those 'gender reveal' parties when she was pregnant. She popped the balloons, and the glitter was pink. In hindsight she should've gone with blue, as her daughter was stillborn.
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A pensioner died eating paint, thinking it was yoghurt. Thoughts are with his family during this emulsional time.
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My wife's a florist but her business isn't doing well. So I ran a five year old kid over outside her shop.
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Addict who blew £1.5 million gambling on Betfair sues company to get his money back. I hope he wins his case. He'll be able to make some awesome bets on Paddy Power for a few weeks.
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Ace Frehley ... I was made for shoving you
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If I had a pound for every time someone said I drink too much... .... I'd have been able to afford a lot more drink.
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I've lasted longer inside my step sister than Israel has with this ceasefire.
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