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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a Flying pig?? The letter F.

Leaked documents have revealed what will happen when the Queen dies. Let me guess .... I'll laugh and celebrate I'll then go straight to Sickipedia Sickipedia will already have crashed TV will be nothing but shite for 2 weeks

Aim for the stars! But do remember to first take care of the bodyguards.

I was going to attend one of the 'anti-Trump' rallies earlier... But then I remembered I have a job.

Gareth Gates had to cancel his planned comeback concert in Chester last night.... He ordered a taxi to get to the gig but ended up in Chichester....

I heard Wasp lost his job, which means he will have to let his wife know it's going to be harder for him to put food in the trough.

Who was the roundest knight at king Arthur’s table? Sir Cumference

So this is where that Goddamn piece of shit husband of mine comes when he aint wanking over shemales. You guys should not be encouraging him to talk about his family like he does. I aint one ounce over 200lbs and our son aint gay he's just shy around the ladies. When that bastard gets home from chapel later he's a dead man. You people should be ashamed of yourselves.

I was in the Himalayas and I saw this big cow type thing with masses of wiry hair on a roundabout. It was clearly unable to stand up when it got off. All this gave me a hard on, it must have been an affro-dizzy-yak. Sorry, but his is Weaverdogs fault, his stuff is rubbing off on me.

On 31st August 2022 it’ll be the 25th Anniversary Commemoration of Diana’s death. Let’s club together and book Martin Bashir to sing Candle In The Wind.