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"Thousands queue to see Pope Francis lying in state." Given that there are 1.4 billion Catholics in the world I'd say that's a pretty shit turnout.

“Mo” is short for Mohammad whereas Mo’s wife is short because she’s only 8.

I wouldn't say I was a coward, but I deserted from the Salvation Army.

I had no idea that hard drives gave off black smoke when burned in a fire. Every day's a school day, Thank you the Vatican

Can't believe a police woman told me I have to take down my Easter decorations as to not upset the Muslims that have recently moved in. I complained saying "You bend over backwards to appease those fuckers and let them get away with murder." The police woman said "I can't comment on that" with a smug look on her face. So I shouted "Allah Akbah" and raped her !

"emergency declared in Birmingham after bin strike leaves city with 'rats the size of cats'" Otherwise known as 'muslims'

In Northern Ireland, a Catholic priest was caught on video drunk and doing cocaine. When the Vatican heard why the priest was arrested, they said, "phew."

Can we please refrain from using islamaphobic words on this site such as; rape, pedo, rape gang, grooming etc. These words are directly associated with common islamic past times and are a serious part of their culture and are not to be joked about. Thank you

Yom Kippur Sounds like a black country fish and chip shop

They just opened a new road in Rome named Pastor Way.