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Make Christmas more entertaining by sending a Christmas card to your neighbours with things like "To the prick with the noisy dog hope you have a shite Xmas " Then sign it from an other nob of a neighbour.
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What is Afghanistan's national sport? Rock Throwing.
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What’s scousers and Jews got in common? They kill there own
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Are Muslims Allahcaholics?
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Relatives of the Jews shot dead in Australia will probably be quite pleased. They'll be able to get refunds on the Christmas presents they bought them.
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So there i was with my mate on the beach enjoying his christmas present of a day's shooting, when some bloody Jews turns up and have to ruin it for us. I wouldn't mind so much but they don't even celebrate Christmas. They should all be rounded up and shot
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A jewish man enters a synagogue and starts praying, "God please help me, I'm in terrible debt, please let me win the lottery, so I can clear everything and stop worrying." Saturday comes and nothing. The following week he returns and prays, "God, my troubles are getting worse, my creditors are chasing me and I am so worried, please let me win the lottery this weekend." Again Saturday comes and nothing. The next week he's back again, "God, I'm desparate now, they're threatening my family, if I don't win the lottery this weekend, I fear one of them will die." A booming voice then comes down from above, "Solly, I'm trying to help, but could you at least meet me half way and BUY A FUCKING TICKET." (Credit- The late great Bernard Manning)
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Thinking of converting to Islam .. I mean sure it'll suck having to pray 5 times a day.. but lets look at the positives. Get to smack about the wife and kids Get to sleep around Get to pop out dozens of kids Don't need work for a living Can really let myself go without caring Get a free pass for almost any crime i commit AND 99% less likely to die in a terrorist attack ( unless ot me doing it) Think the pros are starting to outweigh the cons here.
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Mistletoe and farts
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Trump pardoning 2 turkeys at Thanksgiving makes me think that , for good PR , Nigel Farage would have pardoned 2 Jews each year at Auschwitz.
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