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Only white men can be bumboys

Vapeman???

Of all the planets in the solar system, why did the Muslims fucking pick this one??

Lacrimosasaurus. Lacrimosasaurus!. ..........Oke, might have the lyrics wrong.

My gay son is all happy that he caught the eye of a very high-ranking Catholic prelate, and was praising his "game" "Oooh, whilst he was doing me up the bum, he kept shouting - "I'll show you who's the Apostolic nonce !"

Now there is peace in the Middle East, I want to go on a hiking holiday. Can anyone recommend a nice way to get from the river to the sea.

Wouldn't it be ironic when Joni Mitchell dies and she gets to heaven. She is hugely disappointed to find out it's one big giant car park ?

Police have admitted shooting 2 Jews who were holding the Synagogue doors shut in the Manchester incident, killing 1 of them. They said their officers didn't have the 10p admission fee on them at the time.

After this recent terrorist attack be prepared for additional police action Further discussion and explanation about how the word 'Jihad' is actually a peaceful means of demonstrating.

Home office Interview 2006 for the family of terrorist Jihad Al-Shamie "So Mr and Mrs Al-Shamie we notice you've called your son Jihad a word that literally means 'Islamic Holy War!' is there any reason why you'd do that?" Mrs Al-shamie smiles and says "we just thought it was a lovely name to call our bundle of joy". The official replies "ok that seems reasonable, application for UK citizenship Approved". I think I'll change my name to Christian Death Monger and apply to be a Saudi national and see how that works out for me