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Mrs Brown's Boys, Ru Paul's Drag Race, Black Doctor Who and myriad paedophiles, could all soon be in the dustbin of history. God must have guided the assassin's bullet.

You can tell that Doctor Who is science fiction. If he turned up in the UK, in these times. He would be imprisoned as an illegal immigrant.

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When James Bond is abroad he is known as +44 07. Not a lot of people know that.

After years in the cancellation wilderness ex Dr Who assistant Noel Clarke has finally secured a role in a sci fi epic: "Illegal Alien vs Sex Predator In Tha Hood"

easyJet Holidays have announced that they are going into the premium travel market from today. There'll be more extras than when they filmed Ghandi.

After being cancelled Noel Clarke is complaining he can't get a job, can't earn money from comic cons or video messages, and is now on benefits. MeToo Noel

After several years in the acting wilderness due to being cancelled for inappropriate behaviour, Noel Clarke has finally secured an acting gig. He's reprising his role as assistant Mickey in a live action version of Viz's 'Doctor Poo: Travelling Through Time and Space To Find Somewhere To Have A Big Shit'