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There's an advert on the TV for Vanish that says the worst time to find a stain on your clothes is when you're doing the ironing. Surely, the worst time to find a stain on your clothes is when you've been taken to the criminal forensic lab.

Blind prostitutes ... You gotta hand it to them

A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend, "you won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything." His friend replies, "That's great! Did you get a blow job?" "No, I never found her head!!!"

Mummy takes little Johnny to the zoo. As they pass the elephant cage, the elephant has an erection. "What's that, Mummy?" asks the child. "Nothing, Johnny, nothing," says the embarrassed mother, swiftly leading him on. A week later Johnny's dad takes him and the same happens. "What's that, Daddy?" "That, son, is the elephant's penis." "Mummy said it was nothing." "Your mother's spoilt, Son!"

There once was a lady named Renee, who refused to get out of the way. When surrounded by Ice, she took her advice from her wife to put it in gear and drive away and that is why she is no longer here to this day....... I guess im a poet too

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Which Lives Matter ??

What's surprised me the most about the release of the Epstein files was the visible evidence that Margaret Thatchers name was no where to be mentioned within them We know how much she loved fucking miners...

I took a girl out the other night. She ordered the most expensive stuff on the menu. I thought, you money-grabbing bitch. I said, “Does your mother feed you like that at home?” She said, “No, but my mum’s not expecting a blowjob later.” I said, “Good point. Enjoy your meal.”