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The wife said she got an ever ready chicken for tea.. I said "don't you mean oven ready" She said" no, it's a battery hen.

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"Phrases you may hear at the dinner table or in the bedroom" I like my mums better.

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innit

21 days ago-Other-One Liner

Do race horses slow down when they see police horses?

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risco

7 days ago-Orgasm

Nice oh

Nice oh

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lled24

14 days ago-Adoption

The tale of the tape

The tale of the tape

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How To Improve Urinal Accuracy

How To Improve Urinal Accuracy

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Million dollar idea: Maternity clothes, but for beer bellies.

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Now That's What I Call Bad Taste !

Now That's What I Call Bad Taste !

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" I've been writing racist jokes on Sickipedia for some years now. What happens if my employer finds out? " " I'm not sure Gary, but as your lawyer I think we need to worry about you calling half the population bigots first "

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A dyslexic bloke wanks into a bra...

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Fresh Hell's Feedback (Comments)

nausicaa …aye, & the small team of four core staff they mention who are behind the various alts, (we all know who) fkn hate us & some.

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nausicaa Is the knife okay?

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nausicaa Poor format if this is it.

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nausicaa If true it means there will be fewer duplicates, and the Basil Brush famclub will rule unencumbered.

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nausicaa If true it means there will be fewer duplicates, and the Basil Brush famclub will rule unencumbered.

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nausicaa If true it means there will be fewer duplicates, and the Basil Brush famclub will rule unencumbered.

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Comedy Kill Count (Leaderboard)

risco

Rank : 1 | Score : 150.40

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niggerfarage

Rank : 3 | Score : 53.90

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Rank : 5 | Score : 27.50