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5 years ago-In The News-Sickipedia-Post Rating : 23

The lockdown continues. Forum, Post 3. Come on then, get the whines and moans off your chest, get the hate out of your system, create the love if you wish, create the cure if you can. The floor is yours, upvotes will see this post stay around so more people (and I use the term loosely) can get involved....Away you go.

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raytheon

5 years ago-Other-Thoughts-Post Rating : 28

INFORMATION . We have been messaged by several members unhappy about how the site is being modded. Every day tens of new accounts are made that post spam and duplicates. We do our best to deleted them as soon as we see them, although we are also aware that a few of you get caught up in this tedious task and we are at times less than tolerant to certain members especially if we have to keep checking your posts. That said this is an opportunity for an open forum as suggested by one member that has just messaged me to say that a few of you want to say your piece so please do. Amnesty time have a go if you want, the troll stuff will get removed so please have a go at those that ruin the opportunity to have a proper dialogue.

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rminan21

7 years ago-Sex and Shit-Rape-Post Rating : 31

What’s the worst part about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair while you rape her

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happychopper

4 years ago-Other-Thoughts-Post Rating : 40

I can't believe these Paralympians are disabled. They get Government disability payments, Lottery grants and blue badges for parking, among other things. I just watched one “disabled” guy run 100 meters in 10 seconds. Another jumped over a bar 5 meters high. Meanwhile, I can't touch my toes... And I have to work for a living.

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okipaul

4 years ago-Funny-blonde-Post Rating : 26

"You're as useful as Anne Frank's drum kit" . "You're as useful as..." . Answers in the comments. Bonus cookie to the best. (You have to collect)

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leemack

5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Coronavirus-Post Rating : 39

Paddy's been stuck at home for 3 weeks now, wrapped in Electricians Tape. He's Self Insulating.

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knightmare

7 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Cancer-Post Rating : 30

Guys it's been a fucking good ride ,We all know it is not as good as original ,but hey ho a good joke is a good joke To cut matters short after three years of fighting cancer .It has appeared in brain causing double vision and slowly losing vision so i am retiring hurt Weaverdog and many others keep up the good work feel free to rip the piss would not expect anything else

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baztech

6 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Disability-Post Rating : 14

Simon Western is bringing out his own George Foreman type grill. It's so good, he even put his face on it

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darker

one year ago-Black-Post Rating : -1

Mock-up of new boy band sponsored by famous jam manufacturers, the name of this boy band is currently undecided, suggestions welcome.

Mock-up of new boy band sponsored by famous jam manufacturers, the name of this boy band is currently undecided, suggestions welcome.

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rattler

7 years ago-Other-One Liner-Post Rating : 2

WHAT'S BLUE AND DOESN'T WEIGH MUCH? LIGHT BLUE

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Fresh Hell's Feedback (Comments)

dogsbody14 "Lenny,the brown nosed,wankstain, had a very scary day,after fucking a 12yr old,he realised that he was gay......"

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mando …come on ya loser, enlighten us as to the “joke” here?

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mando …’bout as funny as getting stabbed coon ya sad cunt.

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dogsbody14 He has...right up the wrong 'un!!

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lennyscrevasse Where's the joke you sad fucking incel paedo worshipping shit cunt? I've just fingerblasted your mum

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madman …..the 'thumbs down' option exists in order to show dissatisfaction to the puerile yrs-old shit that you & many others, to the detriment of this once great site, post in the demented belief you're funny.... ...only a cretinous tosser such as yourself could get pissed off with folk legitimately using a feature for the purpose the creators intended, you Pakeh brained fuckin' idiot.

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Comedy Kill Count (Leaderboard)

mando

Rank : 1 | Score : 160.80

lennyscrevasse

Rank : 2 | Score : 133.40

sicklpedia

Rank : 3 | Score : 114.60

sheldon007

Rank : 4 | Score : 83.30

jackmeough

Rank : 5 | Score : 71.20