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davesurgranny

1 hours ago-Christmas-Post Rating : -8

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Hello Fellow Sickipedians, it is with great sadness that we are announcing the closure of Sickipedia.net on the 4th December 2025. The site has become too costly to run, and without the support of regular users—and a lack of traffic—it has become a financial burden. We understand some of you will be upset with this decision, but just try to enjoy the few days that are left. We have enjoyed reading all of your creative Jokes and memes over the years, so we are sad at the decision. Feel free to email us any of your concerns. Take care, the Sickipedia team.

sicklpedia

33 min ago

Is David Lammy's idea to abolish juries sensible?. Who am I to Judge.

jackmeough

an hour ago

Apparently David Lammy is looking to chair a committee on paying trillions of pounds in slave reparations .. But I think I have a better idea. Let's just take them back to Africa, build them a mud hut and release them back into the wild. Literally a case where everyone wins.

talon

4 hours ago

Royal Family set to be charged thousands of pounds a year under Reeves' mansions tax. Those pepper corns aren't cheap.

ponga

5 hours ago

Growing old has learned me that you don't really need fun to have alcohol.

john1311

7 hours ago

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90pcrecycledmaterial …is this the kind of moronic spastic shit that you drunken child molesters find funny you cunt?

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risco …aye but at least the thick rancid gob racist is funnier than you, ya dire misery spreading cunt.

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