So this morning, I heard my door bell ring at about 5.45am. I looked out the window and saw a massive Zulu warrior sat there on a giraffe playing a little golden ukulele. He spotted me peering through my curtains and shouted in a broad Manc accent ' Don't panic, I've been sent from the past in a time machine that someone from the future came back in time in, to send me forward in time to come here to tell you that you need to go back in time to meet the person that sent me forward in time so you can both go further back in time so that you can learn Dutch, so that when you arrive back at this specific point in time again, we can speak in my native language and I can explain to you why you need to marry your cousin to save the world' 'That's strange' I thought, I don't even have a door bell.
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jackbuntis ….that’s hilarious Len, well done mate. …you’ve got a real instinctive talent for comedy there. …funny, edgy, clever, witty content such as that will put this site back on top & have potential advertisers clamouring to invest. 👍🏻
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risco When you two have finished sucking each others dicks, why don't you post something if you're that funny. oh, you can't can you because you were banned from posting anything.
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dogsbody14 I think this sites real name is 'Sicko-peadio' because that's what it funds, eh lennywankstain, young boy and beastiality loving nonce??
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dogsbody14 Thanks jackbuntis....it's you and me against an industrial grade cunt!
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